jokes

C'est les vacances... voila quelques blagues pour 'fé rire la bouche'..

La première est ma dédicace!!!!
1: The mother says to her daughter, "Did you enjoy your first at school?"
The daughter answers, "First day? Do you mean I have to go back again tomorrow?"

2 Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map.
Maria: This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: Maria did.
Submitted by: Kmankoolman

3 Principal: "I've had complaints about you, Johnny, from all of your teachers. What have you been doing?"
Johnny: "Nothing, sir."
Principal: "Exactly!"

4 A: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
 B: Yes I am, I married the wrong woman.
 Submitted by: Anonymous

5 Teacher: What's the past participle of the verb "to ring?"
Student: What do you think, sir?
Teacher: I don't think. I KNOW.
Student: I don't think I know either, sir.